Anonymous asked: ngl i really want you to fuck me.
Oh…. Well. Hello.
I do, however, commend you on your exquisite taste.
Anonymous asked: 1?
1. How am I?
Presently, I’m de-stressing after another long day at the office. Bitchy supervisor (not from my department) threw me some ‘tude earlier.
Uh… I’m quite cold. It’s below freezing outside. I may cuddle up under a blanket and read a book after I’m done making my internet rounds. Or resume playing Fallout: New Vegas.
Generally pretty tired. But I get a three-day weekend soon, so yay. Still need to work on original writing projects *mental nag to self*.
Anonymous asked: 149 / 153 / 156 / 162 / 182. Any or all.
149. Five ways to win my heart.
153. The sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for me.
This is really random and not all that dramatic, but. I was suffering through incredibly painful moontime sickness. Basically passed out on my bedroom floor. I heard my ex-girlfriend come in. Felt her lay a blanket on me and then caress my hair very gently. But I was too out of it to open my eyes or respond. Woke up about an hour later, and saw that she’d left me a tray of homemade chocolate-marshmallow fudge. With some painkillers lying beside it. Bless.
156. The sweetest thing I’ve done for someone else.
Spent over $2000 on a lawyer’s retaining fee so that my mother could finally divorce my idiot stepfather, as she did not have the money to do so and was suffering in a loveless marriage full of strife and bitter mind-games.
162. Can you commit to one person?
Yes. I actually don’t like dating/playing the field. So I’d rather just be settled down. I’m just picky about who to spend my time with.
182. What kind of music do you like?
Cliche answer of “almost everything except rap and country.” I really like classic rock — Fleetwood Mac and Led Zeppelin and Heart. And old school metal, like Judas Priest. On the other side of the spectrum, I really like opera and classical music and movie soundtracks.
aw bby I knew you found me attractive ;)
wtf what are you even doing here, you’re supposed to be busy with school.
Anonymous asked: 2, 117, 125, 150, 151
2. Post a picture of yourself.
I actually don’t have a lot of pictures of myself — I’ve been camera-shy for the longest time, because I was an ugly duckling in school. Here’s a random photo I sent my friend once, because he wanted to see what my “biker gear” looked like. I have a different riding jacket now, though. Sorry about the mess. And the pre-webcam selfie action.
117. Story of my first kiss.
First first kiss! I was in preschool and I thought this other girl was super cute, so I ran over and smooched her as hard as I could! She punched me in the face afterwards. My reaction to her getting upset was “BAAAHAHAHA,” or something to that effect.
125. My idea of a perfect first date.
I never give much thought to this kind of thing. Most of my dates have involved going to dinner and/or going hiking. I’m actually fine with anything from a movie to going to a hockey game to going to the opera in a formal gown.
150. What turns me on.
I think I touched on this in an older questionnaire post but, in summary: Wit, intelligence, being able to fire sarcasm back at me, being feisty and assertive in a classy way. I’m always afraid that I’ll break sensitive and insecure people (not that I don’t have my own insecurities from time to time, but you know).
151. What turns me off.
"Swag" — both in men and women. Mostly because people who play themselves up as "ballers" are usually all bark and no bite. The more someone has to actively play up their toughness/sex appeal, the less likely they are to actually be good at those things. I just kind of roll my eyes when people try to do the swag thing.
And stupidity. That’s a big turn off. And I already mentioned that I wasn’t really into musicians / girls and boys with guitars. Peppy, happy people who are full of joy.
Anonymous asked: 75, 107, 164?
75: Favorite quote and why?
I’m actually not a quote person and don’t pay much attention to them. My go-to answer for this question is, “Love is a poison; a sweet poison, yes, but it will kill you just the same,” by Cersei Lannister from the Song of Ice and Fire series.
107: Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
I have no preference, I get along great with both — probably because I’ve got traits of each gender, some of which only shine in certain companies. I have more female friends overall, I think. But my specific team at work is often all-male, and it’s really fun.
164. Do you ever want to get married?
No, probably not. I’m happy enough to just live together — marriages and divorces can be extremely messy as far as paperwork is concerned. But maybe, one day, if conditions seem perfect. That would take a lot of time and trust, though.
1-How are you?
2-Post a picture of yourself.
3-Do you ever wish you were someone else?
4-What is your entire name?
5-How old are you?
6-Age you get mistaken for:
7-Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality:
8-What did you do on your last birthday?
9-What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday?
10-What is your hair color?
(Source: , via moveslikekorra)
Summary: Car sex (in public).
I could come up with something classier and more elaborate than that, but it’s just pure, unadulterated car sex during a road trip. From a prompt, I think. It’s an old fic that I took down and am now moving to my FFnet account.
The car came to an abrupt stop off the side of the road, kicking up dust along the way. Asami turned off the engine, but left the radio on, and furiously removed her jacket, tossing it on the floor of the back seat. Korra made a move toward her, but Asami was having none of it. She all but pounced on Korra, shoving her down on the seat and kissing her with unrestrained passion. She captured Korra’s lower lip and began to suck on it, then yanked off the Avatar’s form-fitting shirt, tossing it aside. Asami leaned up for just a moment, checking for additional cars. There were none. And no wandering peasants anywhere in the vicinity. She moved back down and roughly pressed her lips to Korra’s again, moaning against her.
“I love it when you get angry,” Korra hissed.
“Shut the fuck up.”
Korra grinned as Asami nipped at her bare stomach. “The mouth on you, I swear.”
Detailed report of the last two-ish days:
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